worst place on earth

you might know it as costco...i'd liken it to hell on earth. especially on a saturday. i knew better but didn't have much of choice. we were out of bottled water (don't judge my carbon footprint) and there wasn't any on sale at the grocery store. so i made the long trek to hell and made sure to park where lil v wouldn't get dinged. once inside i was accosted by oversized shopping carts, free sample mobs, and worst of all - slow moving ppl. o god i wanted to stab somebody. then on top of that there was this pushy asian man behind me on line "is this your cart?" hell yeah that's my cart stop touching it asshole. never again.

along the same lines, the following ppl should not be allowed at the mall:

-old ppl
-children
-old ppl with children
-couples
-couples with children
-ppl with strollers

again, i know it's my fault for going out on a saturday but that's when i had time. on a brighter note i did find a dress for the concert (sexy but tasteful, rashad...even my mom said so) and i got lots of cute earrings from old navy (!) and h&m. i might end up replacing the ear hooks on some of the earrings so they hang better. i also finally bought two urban decay metallic eyeliners i've been fiending over since christmas, in stash and baked.

no more saturday shopping for me though.