so, wonder beyond wonders, i've been invited to not one but two halloween parties this year. after years of having brilliant costume ideas and no place to go, i am now in quite the opposite situation. i have no idea what to dress up as. at first i wanted to be niecy nash but i figured ppl wouldn't know it was her. so then i though hmmm maybe raineesha from reno 911 instead...which *is* a brilliant idea but an out of budget one as well (*sadface*). then a friend suggested willona woods -which could work bc i'd only have to buy a wig and some more costume jewelry - but i don't think anybody would know who i was. unless, of course, i walked around calling ppl booger or buffalo butt...or saying negro please.
now i only have a week and half to come up with something not corny. please leave suggestions in the comment section. and none of those corny faux sexy lady costumes either - i HATE those.
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so, i'm working on a grand post over at you know where about this (women's halloween costumes). and, i would like to suggest dressing as a "sexy lunch lady." all you need is a food-stained white above the knee length dress-like-garment, rolled down stockings, apron, old lady wig & hairnet/
don't dress "sexy," but keep sayin' you're a "sexy lunch lady." i think it would work well. by the end of the night, you might be able to take home some "mystery meat."
this is the best idea i've heard thus far. thank you, sir.
I'm not sure I can top bfnh's idea, but I'll throw mine out there anyway. i was going to suggest a charlie chaplin costume. You can be silent and androgynous all night. whats fucking with that?
I have no idea what i wanna be for the costume party i'm going to..i had a few ideas..beer wench..cleopatra..or christy love...*sigh* we shall see
i hate the "sexy _______" costume. tara & i did that one year -- sexy geisha & a sexy bat... or something. the same year Eric was Steve Irwin. best costume ever.
i think i might be britney spears.
get a blonde wig & glue some Cheetos into it.
get a dress & put some stains on it,
then sew some baby dolls to the back of
the dress & drag them around behind me.
why? cuz i'm the asshole.
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