Friday, August 10, 2007

bib tan

so earlier this summer i attended the brooklyn hip hop festival at empire-fulton ferry state park. not only was this a chance to see a dope show but it was also a prime opportunity for me to tan. i brought my flip flops and wore shorts so my freakishly pale legs could get the sun they so desperately needed. i also (not purposely) wore a v-neck tee with a tank top underneath it. i never thought to remove the v-neck so by the time the day was over i had tanned quite nicely only in the open v section. oddly enough the tanned area was almost perfectly shaped like a bib instead of a v. having gone strapless on a couple of occasions this bib tan has caused me much consternation over these summer weeks. fortunately, it's started to fade.

i wanna go to a beach and lay out in the sun nude so i can tan evenly. wishful thinking of course because after many pre-teen years of not wearing shorts my legs have a long way to go to catch up to the rest of me. i just want to be all one color...is that too much to ask for?

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