my friends and i decided to participate in a weight loss challenge amongst ourselves. the challenge is to see who can lose the highest percentage of their body weight in ten weeks. you have to lose it by diet & exercise but there is no set regimen for the challenge. we all put in $20 and who ever wins gets the money.
it officially started last week when we turned in our weights and measurements. i'm all hyped...i've cut out my usual vices save for the once a week treat, upped my exercise from once a week to three times a week, started snacking between meals...y'know, taking it serious. these other hookers are eating bacon and eggs and potatoes, chinese food, bread with copious amounts of olive oil. i'm like hello?? what are you doing?? my bff will not come to cardio with me...i ask her everytime if she wants to go and she keeps turning me down.
oh well.
i'm about to take ALL their money.
i'll finally be able to buy my duvet cover & pillow shams from west elm.
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we did something similar at my job. i refused to participate. i'm tryna break 275 before i begin my dramatic weight loss. there's more of a chance to get a commercial out the deal that way.
anyway, make sure you schedule a colonic right before the end so you can guarantee your victory.
omg at breaking 275 first. the colonic method was used by computer on that 3-6 mafia show to guarantee his weight loss victory over trice and pat. i've been considering it, especially since i've been so constipated lately. it's mindboggling with all the roughage i've been eating. but that's a whole other entry.
Good luck to you in this challenge. And if you're having trouble moving the movement, I'd suggest drinking wine at night, and then walking in the morning. Everything will fall, and quite quickly i might add
i don't like wine, rashad. but thanks for the well wishes.
Go Tia! Go Tia! Go Tia!
big money big money no whammies STOP!
lol
that's what came to mind when i read your comment.
tia, if you don't do a colonic may i recommend a liquid diet 12-24 hrs prior to your weigh-in? aloe juice mixed w/ white grape + apple juice = cleanser almighty. you'll drop allllllll that. um... also
DO NOT MENTION WEST ELM. oh my god.
i fight the urges to go in there regularly... that place would have me spend a each paycheck every month & then be mad at the eviction notice tacked to my door a few months later.
scrumdiliumscious!
get. that. money!
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